My Year End List

Tweet As most folks have rolled out their year end lists, I figured I'd join the band wagon. But since I've only been a fan of horse racing since 2004, it kinda put a damper on any decade list I could put together, so in typical Spaced Out fashion, I've got a list that's a bit different. Since Charlie's already launching sensationalized scuds about the Belmont Stakes being in jeopardy (Anyone want to take that bet?) due to the Aqueduct contract still not being awarded, so here is the Space Man's List of 10 things sure to happen before the Aqueduct contract is let.....

10. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom announce their divorce due to unreconcilable differences.
9. Breeders' Cup President Greg Avioli and newly appointed Racing Commissioner Arnold Schwartzenegger announce new racing series leading up to the BC Championships to be held at Royal Ascot.
8. Brett Favre returns from retirement to quarterback the Oakland Raiders to the AFC playoffs.
7. Lebron James wins his third straight championship under NY Knicks coach Charles Oakley.
6. Charles Barkley wins Dancing with the Stars in dramatic fashion, edging out Kate Gosselin in the finale.
5. John Daly wins the Masters, goes on a bender and ends up trashing Butler Cabin.
4. Curlandra wins the Preakness and the first ever Double Crown.
3. Eliot Spitzer and Tiger Woods partner in new NYC nightclub called the Ninth Hole.
2. The Situation wins Academy Award as Best Actor in new James Cameron film "Jersey Boys"
1. Hell freezes over. (this link is funny and worth the click)