I am pretty apolitical, but this one was just too funny to pass up. Apologies in advance to my comrades de democratico. :-P
Borrowed from 2004 Creators Syndicate, Inc. without permission after forwarding from the Saratoga Rez (hat tip).
Lost the TRNY caboose-off this weekend, selecting one winning caboose (Chilliness in the Iroquois at Churchill) in three races, but losing the tie-breaker (predicting the odds of the caboose) to a fellow TRNYer who selected rear-ender Sentimental Union in the LI Cap...always the bridesmaid (wait, i take that back)...