Do you ever think back and wonder what it would have been like if Twitter had always been around? I do.
It's been awhile since we've had a little fun at the Space Station, so I thought I'd take you back in time to a Twitterdom far, far, away and share some Twitter posts of some folks you've probably heard of from racing's past with their faux Twitter handles and avatars, of course.
|Joe Hirsch, Turf Writer|
"@TheDean: Someday they'll name a Press Box after me that will last forever. #churchill #hinthint"
"@WhiteChristmas: Racetrack? That song is about my dinner. #steakandlobster #DelMar"
"@TremendousCaller: Need a signature line...drawing a blank....anybody?"
|Jimmy The Greek|
"@TheGreek: Bet the gray horses I hear they have an extra tendon."
"@BigRed: Funny that you use a sham to dust things, 'cuz I just dusted that dude. #sham #31andaHalf"
"@Bridesmaid78: @PeteAxthelm: Stop complaining, I told you to bet me to place."
"@FixIsIn: Live to all in the Pick Six!!! #BreedersCup02"
"@BeingLucienLaurin: My middle name is Octavio. #LOL"
"@CalumetKing: Insurance premiums are crazy expensive, yo."
"@PackAtTheTrack: Hello? Is this Tweeter thingy on?"
"@TheMaster: Next guy who calls me "Banana Nose" in the jocks room is going over the hedge. #sorrynotsorry"
|Colonel Matt Winn|
"@ColonelYum: I hate when they screw up my extra crispy order at the drive-thru. #churchill #KFCFail"
"@IceMan: This one's for Red! #matchrace38 #theBiscuit"
|Fake Woody Stephens|
"@NotTheWoodster: Call me Mr.Consecutive. #belmont #FiveStraight"
"@YellowJacket: I was the first voice of Baltimore television. #truedat"
|Samuel D. Riddle,|
owner of War Admiral
"@RiddleMeThis: #FF @WarAdmiral #matchrace38"
Hope you enjoyed this little post about Twitter handles gone dark....if you have any good ones leave them in the comments.