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With all due apologies to David Letterman…..
10. Doesn’t wear watch, trouble dealing with time zone change.
9. Figures Rachel will run in the Zenyatta Stakes if she comes east (just to spite her).
8. NYRA won’t print Go Zenyatta banners without government subsidy.
7. Moss doesn’t know Manny, can't get any love in the Turf Terrace.
6. Miffed there’s no Zenyatta giveaway day at the Spa.
5. Thinks detention barn is for the birds.
4. Can’t get a table at Siro’s.
3. Figures she’ll be there in a few years anyway (Hall of Fame Ceremony)
2. Has a Dodger autograph session scheduled on Woodward Day.
1. Prefers Kimmel to Letterman.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Top Ten Reasons Zenyatta Won’t Come East
Posted by Gene Kershner at 10:53 PM
Labels: Rachel Alexandra, Saratoga, Saratoga Race Course, Zenyatta
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9 Comments:
Thinks California Love is far superior to Empire State of Mind.
Who is this Manny, you speak of?
Straight fizzle my nizzle
Fearful Gov Patterson would impose an entertainment tax on Zenyatta's trademark saddling area shuffle.
Nice!
11. She'd kill our late P4 because I'd single Rachel and you'd wanna have my spleen for dinner.
Psh, forget about Manny. I've got them covered.
NJD: Right on bruh.
TKS: I hope to introduce you to him someday.
B: Whatever happened to Gizoogle.
GG: LOL.....you're hired!
Ghost: thx
E: She def would....but I'd never ever dress down my man. You know I love ZenZilla just as much as RA.
Alysse: NYRA's fifty or yours? :)
Rachel and Jackson would then be able to grace west coast and Del Mar!
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